Kaitlin: oh i found an ad for bulk honey
and sent it to B. and predictably, B pounced on it.
i fear i’m going to go home to 33 gallons of honey
which would cost thousands and thousands of dollars
but then youcan make everything honey
honey cake, honey soap, honey shampoo, honey contact solution
Kaitlin: “it just sticks right on the lid”
“I mean surface of the eye?”
Erin: “it’s local so it helps infections”
Kaitlin: that would be awesome
actually i mean technically honey is naturally antiseptic
Then the conversation was just coming up with things we thought for you:
honey wart solution
—that’s just a bath where you fill the tub with honey
honey carpet cleaner
honey cat bed
—that’s just when you fill a cat bed with honey
——that’s when the cat is so covered in honey everything it touches becomes honey cat bed
honey oven cleaner
honey deck sealant
honey slug traps
honey solar array
honey homeschooling books
one of my doctors just told me that the general rule of thumb for virus versus bacterial infection is
if you have fever above 102 degrees, it’s probably bacterial. if below, virus
I said “i don’t think i have a fever at all.” and he said “ok. plenty of fluids.”
how often do people come in complaining of being a zombie?
um i don’t think i ever talk to those patients
“uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh my head hurrrrrrrrttttssssssss i’m a zoooooooombiiiiiieeee”
“Um yes, Mr……Zombie? Is it? it seems you’ve eaten your frontal cortex.”
“Yes, I completely understand. I’m going to recommend a diet for you that does not include your own brains.”
“Also here is a prescription for an iron compound. And an antifungal. Seeing as you have no blood and are rotting.”
Today Erin learned the origin of the term “kid gloves” when she stated she was going to hand everyone baby gloves (baby instead of kid for sake of exaggeration) because she was having a bad day. Thank you, Kaitlin, for making me realize I just thought up gloves made from baby skin. Gross.
holy shiiiit: http://thehairpin.com/2012/05/jane-and-edith-dont-live-on-the-same-coast
“Jane: Honestly, when I turn on my computer in the morning and you’re not logged in to iChat or Gchat or whateverchat, I kind of freak out? “
Honestly, when I turn on my computer in the morning and you’re not logged in to iChat or Gchat or whateverchat, I kind of freak out?
WE ARE THE SAME AS JANE AND EDITH
THATS WHAT I JUST CTRL C’D!
a phrase, quotation, or poem that is set at the beginning of a document or component
a short text honoring a deceased person, strictly speaking that is inscribed on their tombstone or plaque
“WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE ELECTION WERE YOU A SUPPORTER OF SARKOZY ISN’T IT CRAZY THAT THE NEW GUY USED TO DATE SEGOLIN ROYAL OR WHATEVER AND IS MAYBE STILL IN LOVE WITH HER?”
“I MEAN SURE HE SAYS HE’S A SOCIALIST BUT DOESN’T IT LOOK LIKE THAT’S SORT OF JUST MODERATE IN FRANCE I MEAN YOU WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN ME”
“I’M REALLY GONNA MISS CARLA BRUNI THOUGH, YOU KNOW?”
“HOW DO YOU THINK HE’LL ARRANGE THE PARLIMENT? ARE YOU VOTING????”
“DO YOU GUYS GET STICKERS???”
“OR DO YOU GET LIKE CLASSY THINGS. LIKE, I DON’T KNOW, ASCOTS? OR LIKE REALLY WELL MADE SOCCER JERSEYS? I MEAN FUTBOL I MEAN FUTBOL!!!!!!”
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And I’m pretty excited about it. Kaitlin is at a hip wedding in Little Rock so probably won’t post anything (really gonna hurt her record so far). I, however, will be slowly killing my Husband when I sing this song all. weekend.
I really can’t not sing this song when I’m in a canoe. I’ve tried.